"MIAA-503" IN CHINESE

I CAN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I'M A VIRGIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR ADVICE! SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO HELP ME PRACTICE WITH MY VIRGINITY. I DIDN'T FIND IT UNTIL AFTER I HAD A BLOW JOB, LICKED BOB AND HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE...
I HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DATE A WOMAN FOR A VIRGIN. THAT'S WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GULF, AND... "WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE ME TO GET RID OF THE VIRGIN?" THIS IS AN UNEXPECTED PROPOSAL, BUT IT IS NOT AN OPTION. I DIDN'T WANT MY GIRLFRIEND TO KNOW IT WAS A VIRGIN, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, SO I STARTED TO PRACTICE IT. AND THEN, AFTER EITHER A BLOWJOB OR A LICK OF A HOLE, EVEN A MID-OUT EXERCISE, I FINALLY REALIZED... THAT I LIKED THE BAY。

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