NARRATOR: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN A WOMAN IN MY LIFE, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE. OH, IT'S WOODY.

IT TOOK ME EIGHT HOURS TO GET MY BABY FROM KINDERGARTEN TO PICK HER UP ... MY ELDEST SON'S FOOTBALL COACH AND HIS WIFE ARE HAVING EXTRAMARITAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE。

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